Hahahaha stay classy
Yeah, we all know you want to thank your parents, your family, and your fans. But really, how can you forget all the things that really make the world go round?
First and foremost, I’d like to thank:
- Bono, for single handedly fueling sales of blue polarized sunglasses.
- Puppies, for teaching couples that kids are really going to be a lot of work.
- Crunchy peanut butter, for diversifying the snack game.
- Maxi dresses, for being my entire summer wardrobe.
- Sunglasses, for allowing me to sneakily stare at people without being noticed.
- Snuggies, for repurposing the bathrobe by simply wearing it backwards.
- Text messages, for allowing me to ignore phone calls because “I can’t talk right now.”
- Tattoos, for permanently reminding me of how stupid I am.
- Beyonce, for being “everything,” so girls all over the world “literally can’t even” to the point that they “die.”
- Grease, for clearly indicating when I…
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